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Sustainable Food Mission

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And then, we filled the space up with a little tiny story to break up the menus cause that makes us unique. Our food is made just like any other food, in a kitchen, but don’t let that stop you from reading our devastating web copy where we just describe the food instead of letting you put it in your mouth cause this is just a screen man.


Brunch

  • Saturday 10am until 3pm
  • Sunday 10am until 2pm
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Small Plates
 served all day
Nachos
 $16

Homemade tortillas, carnitas, no beans, zero beans, steaks, chiwowa cheese, other good stuff

Tacos
 $13

Plate of 3 small tacos. Like the tiniest tacos you’ve ever seen for fourteen big ones

Charcuterie
 $14

This is where its at fellas. Beef jerky in little tiny slices and some weird dips that make no sense

Beef Tips
 $12

At this far into the fake menu we ran out of ideas

Mac & Cheese
 $10

Let’s be honest with ourselves… no one is going to order this

Entrees
 7am-noon
NY Strip
 $26

Salted, peppered, buttered? We are in real trouble if we mess something this easy up

Grilled Chicken
 $14

Grilled chicken full of naturally grown things and sadness cause no one ever wants a grilled chicken

Pork Loin
 $19

Some other weird meat that I’ve seen at the store before. Full of ingredients and things.

Kielbasa
 $12

Sausages are pretty good. Not quite sure what this kind is though

Lamb Chops
 $22

How dare you think about eating these tiny baby animals

Veggie Burger
 $13

Like those fake meat burgers. This is the real deal

Veggie Lasagna
 $17

Made with things that aren’t meat

Sides
 add for $1.00 – $6.00
Chips
 $4
Side Salad
 $6
Peanuts
 $1
Yogurt
 $2
Cereal
 $4
French Fries
 $6
Steak Bites
 $6
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Dinner

 New Fall Menu

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Small Plates
 served all day
Nachos
 $16

Homemade tortillas, carnitas, no beans, zero beans, steaks, chiwowa cheese, other good stuff

Charcuterie
 $14

This is where its at fellas. Beef jerky in little tiny slices and some weird dips that make no sense

Beef Tips
 $12

At this far into the fake menu we ran out of ideas

Mac & Cheese
 $10

Let’s be honest with ourselves… no one is going to order this

Bacon Stick
 $40

This is $40 of bacon on a stick. Prepare your veins for cholesterol

Entrees
 7am-noon
NY Strip
 $26

Salted, peppered, buttered? We are in real trouble if we mess something this easy up

Grilled Chicken
 $14

Grilled chicken full of naturally grown things and sadness cause no one ever wants a grilled chicken

Pork Loin
 $19

Some other weird meat that I’ve seen at the store before. Full of ingredients and things.

Kielbasa
 $12

Sausages are pretty good. Not quite sure what this kind is though

Lamb Chops
 $22

How dare you think about eating these tiny baby animals

Veggie Burger
 $13

Like those fake meat burgers. This is the real deal

Veggie Lasagna
 $17

Made with things that aren’t meat

Flatbread Pizza
 $19

Made with tomatoes, meat, and mystery sauce

Sides
 add for $1.00 – $6.00
Chips
 $4
Side Salad
 $6
French Fries
 $6
Steak Bites
 $6

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