New Fall Menu
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Brunch
- Saturday 10am until 3pm
- Sunday 10am until 2pm
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Small Plates
Nachos
Homemade tortillas, carnitas, no beans, zero beans, steaks, chiwowa cheese, other good stuff
Tacos
Plate of 3 small tacos. Like the tiniest tacos you’ve ever seen for fourteen big ones
Charcuterie
This is where its at fellas. Beef jerky in little tiny slices and some weird dips that make no sense
Beef Tips
At this far into the fake menu we ran out of ideas
Mac & Cheese
Let’s be honest with ourselves… no one is going to order this
Entrees
NY Strip
Salted, peppered, buttered? We are in real trouble if we mess something this easy up
Grilled Chicken
Grilled chicken full of naturally grown things and sadness cause no one ever wants a grilled chicken
Pork Loin
Some other weird meat that I’ve seen at the store before. Full of ingredients and things.
Kielbasa
Sausages are pretty good. Not quite sure what this kind is though
Lamb Chops
How dare you think about eating these tiny baby animals
Veggie Burger
Like those fake meat burgers. This is the real deal
Veggie Lasagna
Made with things that aren’t meat
Brunch Cocktails
Get hammered right after church!
Charcuterie Plate
I mean it’s mostly fruit but it’s close
Now this is podracing
- Monday $5 Burgers
- Tuesday $6 Hot Dogs
- Thursday $8 Cocktails
- Friday $4 Shots
Brunch is served every Saturday and Sunday from 10am until 3pm including specialty brunch cocktails with mimosas, free drugs, and champagne.
Sustainable Food Mission
And then, we filled the space up with a little tiny story to break up the menus cause that makes us unique. Our food is made just like any other food, in a kitchen, but don’t let that stop you from reading our devastating web copy where we just describe the food instead of letting you put it in your mouth cause this is just a screen man.
Dinner
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Small Plates
Nachos
Homemade tortillas, carnitas, no beans, zero beans, steaks, chiwowa cheese, other good stuff
Charcuterie
This is where its at fellas. Beef jerky in little tiny slices and some weird dips that make no sense
Beef Tips
At this far into the fake menu we ran out of ideas
Mac & Cheese
Let’s be honest with ourselves… no one is going to order this
Bacon Stick
This is $40 of bacon on a stick. Prepare your veins for cholesterol
Entrees
NY Strip
Salted, peppered, buttered? We are in real trouble if we mess something this easy up
Grilled Chicken
Grilled chicken full of naturally grown things and sadness cause no one ever wants a grilled chicken
Pork Loin
Some other weird meat that I’ve seen at the store before. Full of ingredients and things.
Kielbasa
Sausages are pretty good. Not quite sure what this kind is though
Lamb Chops
How dare you think about eating these tiny baby animals
Veggie Burger
Like those fake meat burgers. This is the real deal
Veggie Lasagna
Made with things that aren’t meat
Flatbread Pizza
Made with tomatoes, meat, and mystery sauce
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Just click the carousel block to remove the images, change them, or add captions. Even grandma can do it!
Side Salad
This thing is full of weirdness
Chernobyl Fruit
Good for stronk bones